Saturday, October 17, 2009

Malay Virgin

This joke can only by understood by those who know bahasa Malaysia or bahasa Indonesia.

This is the story of a Malay couple meeting each other for the first time on their wedding night...As her new husband came into the bridal chamber, the very, very virgin bride was shocked to see that her new husband had only one leg! She panicked and ran to her mother in the next room, crying out loud, "Mak, Mak, satu kaki!" Her mother shouted back, "Bertuah kau 'nak, dulu bapa kau cuma enam inci!"